Hell yeah, new flair!

/uj that sucks, pal.

There are certain varieties (e.g. bearded dragon) that don’t drop their tail and can be subjected to booty-slaps like you do for a cat.

Source: my lizard, who gives disparaging looks.

Joke? Bernard Montgomery Sanders is the most effective political assassin in a century!

That’s why he so sleepy eepy 😴

Your Joke has been noted and filed. You’re on a Second Strike, citizen. One more and we’re sending you to @hexbear.net.

Doesn’t matter, god bless 'em, they’re American through and through*.

*As in, I’d Fuck over my neighbor for a shit sandwich.

I go to Ebay and sort by distance. It’s like Craigslist but they send it to you!

I love the theremin! This is one of my favorite duets.

THANK YOU. Watching jackassy mouth-breathers be like ‘they legalized everything, got burned, and flipped it back’ is infuriating. Places like Portugal created the medical backing to sustain the decriminalization efforts and places like Oregon didn’t fucking try.

If i was a conspiratorial, I’d say it was intentional to push back decriminalization efforts, and fill the prisons but it was probably cuz they’re fucking stupid.

Source: anecdotal, from a psychonaut from Oregon.

Actually Draconic is Spanish cuz Celestial is Latin, and Elvish is French cuz they snooty (also a romance language). Dwarves can be Portuguese, as a little treat :3

Yes, but he likes the look and he’ll be back for a sick arm sleeve 🤘

This is my darling son Tofu

*Edit: formatting

“Good” I’m not sure, but this is “a” link here There’s also a Medium article with an opposite stance *edit for formatting

Yeah the CEO praised Trump’s business acumen specifically while “remaining neutral”. This has led people to believe their policies aren’t as waterproof as they claim.

Skill issue

Wally Gator was, indeed, an emotional support animal. However, upset citizens reported him and animal control took Wally and released him.

He is missing, presumed dead because of his amicable personality.

Xfce is light and crisp! Looks great and works well with my myriad low-end computers 🐁

Bees engage in play with spheres!

-doesn’t even require a finger in your bum

Then what the heck am I paying these deductibles for?? >:(

Hard pass ✋