Freaking out at the people who are about to serve you food isn’t a great idea.

Don’t tell me how to live my life.

It makes perfect sense coming from you.

If voting wasn’t important than republicans wouldn’t make it so hard to do.

A titanium cage and a tungsten buttplug for balance.

both should have RGB for safety at night.

I know what I said.

The entire screenplay of Skrek 4.

I’m a really big fan of depraved sex but you wouldn’t catch me on either end of a Margaret Thatcher spit roast.

I’m pretty sure Margaret Thatcher would be turning in her grave if she knew she was being compared to Harris.

What a waste of sperm.

But what about

Kimchi and blue cheese quesadilla.

I like to light-heartedly make fun about life’s absurdities but I see that’s completely lost here.

Have a nice day.

You know this is a joke on how expensive rent is in Vancouver, right?

$5 a meal and $5000 a month for rent.

Just lurk in the .ml instance for a while to get a feel for what they cheer and dislike.

All instances have their own flavors and that’s one of the cool things about Lemmy.

Personally I like to criticize China, Russia, North Korea and Cuba along with everything else so I get a detention there occasionally.

That goes well with my idea of pooping.

Compte professionnel, hey?

Sounds legit.

Want my bank account info?

Just drink until your liver feels better.

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I just realized they’re talking about a vegan hotdog.

The proper place for those is the trash.