Fellas is it gay to eat fruits and veggies
No way bro, now get these bananas and cucumbers all up in your pretty mouth, yeah, do it bitch
Fellas is it gay to eat fruits and veggies
No way bro, now get these bananas and cucumbers all up in your pretty mouth, yeah, do it bitch
That could be. But most of us go for a pretty face first, and Linux looks like she’s trying to hide hers in some guy’s neckbeard, soooo…
I think we both know from the photo it’s the other way around
I mean, what if you want a cheaper iPhone and without the TOS forcing you to eat your own farts?
My windows partition is cute, presumably single & ready to have some fun, while my Linux partition is full of baggage? Yeah, that sounds about right.
A looooooot of porn.
I second this, OP. I have a sebo, I’m very happy with it.
while you apparently can transform from human corpse to a drake
Did you just assume my species?
First - pretty movie vampires were pretty humans before they got vampired. Second - why in the fuck would a necromancer raise a vampire with free will? Face it ‘pretty’ boy, you’ll be stuck in a cave trying to kill adventurers who never visit. You’ll be talking to rats after the first month of solitude. You’ll lose your undeath virginity to a lost mountain goat. The first time a girl will be around your cave, she’ll notice how it smells like a homeless man who hasn’t changed his underwear in years and avoid the cave entirely. You’ll feel like spiking yourself in the heart because you had gotten used to the smell, but you won’t even be able to do that - you’re a necromancer’s minion. You have no choice in how you live or die. You’re just a smelly guardian of an uninteresting cave.
I’ll take undead drake. I’m doing some epic shit before I die, not just guarding some cave.
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Imagine your local butcher recommending you buy meat from the butcher over in the other neighborhood, cause his is better.
Tards gonna tard.