Which, unfortunately for you, has no relevance in this thread as it isn’t a medical word.

Nice try though. :)

100

120

more money on locks and security than anyone ever steals.

Many more things would go “walkies” if that money hadn’t been spent, the argument is therefore moot.

Added bonus: It removes hair, just like waxing.

I know it’s only a joke, and I hate to be that guy, but,

It’s either over or out.

Either you are telling the other person they can now send (over), or you are signing off and will not be monitoring this frequency (out).

Thanks Hollywood for skewing that for us.

slam the breaks more

Not to mention the brakes too.

deleted by creator

Look in any English language dictionary. Show me an entry that states a couple is more than two.

I‘ll wait.

Look in any English language dictionary. Show me an entry that states a couple is more than two

I‘ll wait.

Further adds to something to something.

‘Trump is a twat. Further, Vance is too’.

Farther is a greater distance: Glasgow is farther away from Dover than London’.

Why is it weird?

You could just say ‘two weeks’, but you could also say ‘a fortnight’.

Come to think of it, you could even say ‘a couple of weeks’

Wrong. A couple is two exactly. After the wedding: Oh look at the happy couple. There aren’t 3 or 4 people standing there, 2 people are standing there. A couple.

To couple train carriages together means to attach two carriages together. There are more carriages behind that one, but they were all individually coupled together.

No worries mate, we all po it.

FYI higher hire

I need hearing aids. My aids are so small they fit completely in my ear, so unless you are standing up close, you can’t see they are in. I’ve had them for about 3 years and I’m still blown away how small they are and how well they help me.

Why is the Union flag upside down?