Tin cans and string

Everything in Java is a hidden pointer

Yes. Not an exaggeration.

Edit: I say the same thing as a bunch of other commenters, yet I’m downvoted? Who’s got a stick up their ass today?

$9? I buy 'em for a buck a pop from Monoprice

And vice versa: sites that will render fine on a PC, but refuse to load on mobile and direct you to an app instead, or have fewer features than the full site available.

Instead, he found a turkey.

Tim Microsoft?

Me at work after a regular Tuesday evening

Reminds me of college

Every little thing helps.

It all adds up.

Get off my lawn

Post-Its and flagged Slack messages if I ever remember to check those

Self-driving cars are happening. Tesla is an industry joke.

Musk’s crap can’t even operate autonomously. Waymo and Zoox are on the lead now.

What does Simultaneous Localization And Mapping have to do with this?

Yes, those are the media to which they are referring.

Gotta hit that Ballmer peak.

https://988lifeline.org/

The Fizbin scene from Star Trek

Nobody likes DisplayPort