Goodwill

See, those are essentially the raw goods now. Finished goods are entertainment and the internet.

Opening bananas.

Watch a nature documentary showing me a monkey knew better.

Interesting.

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Opt in for additional conspiracies

Yes. There are countable and non-countable nouns and thems the rules.

Crêpes. Women love sweet and savory crêpes.

John Dies at the End

Yes, you beat me to it.

@nocturne@sopuli.xyz shoot me a message on where you’re at. Depending on the country, I may be able to help and send you a hundred of these can openers linked above.

Edit: Give me the food bank’s address please.