Basically, there’s not enough remaining votes to realistically flip any of the swing states. So if they’re at 80% reporting with 52% going to trump, the remaining 20% would have to be like 80% Harris, which is unlikely. So they’ve called the election.

“Let’s go to Starbucks.”

“We don’t have time for that!”

You’re welcome! It’s a fun world and as others have stated, “Guards! Guards!” Is a great jumping in point as well.

When I was in the military, two officers got caught fucking in a stairwell. They were caught by a security camera while attending training. They were both married and not to each other.

Did he get mad at you for it?

I would start with The Color of Magic, I’m currently reading them in chronological order of release, but certain books cover certain main characters. Small Gods is probably another great place to start. But if you want a more instructive set of reading directions:

Most people prefer sub series.

https://www.discworldemporium.com/reading-order/

Steamers with like 10-30 people are fun to watch or hangout with, when it’s 7,000 emojis and someone making $100k a month… Meh

Think of your favorite video game or hobby, do you have to remember each movement and action? Driving is like that, eventually it’s just an extension of your ability to move about.

Good Will Hunting has a fantastic soundtrack.

Basically most Terry Pratchett books really. Some will take more than a day, but it’s like a mix of Lord of the Rings and Monty Python. Whimsical and silly with some good moments that make you think.

Black Sabbath, War Pigs.

The instrumental build up and the depressing message are absolutely brutal and an amazing glimpse into heavy metal’s origin.

I just very much don’t like that there are people who claim there’s never a good lie, even white lies. Look at a less extreme example, your buddy is shot and bleeding out as you hold his hand. “Don’t worry, you’re going to make it.” Is a perfectly okay lie.

Lying about many subjects is acceptable as well. Do you like my haircut? Isn’t my baby adorable? Why do you want to work here? Did you like my lasagna?

Being honest is cruel sometimes, it doesn’t make anyone a better person.

Stay curious. No one is over educated to the point that they can’t learn.

The other side of this is that anyone, no matter their background, can teach you something.

That’s stupid as fuck, number 3 specifically.

“Are you harboring Jews in your house?”

“I don’t lie, so yes I am, they’re in the attic.”

I remember playing Duck Hunt as a kid when the combo NES package dropped and thought, no way video games get better than this.

It’s the fans of all things. The memory I can turn off, the water cooler is adjustable, the mouse and keyboard are easy to turn off, but for the fans there’s a physical button that cycles through 20 patterns and none of them is off.

My fucking RGB is hardwired, meaning I can’t turn it off because it doesn’t communicate with the motherboard. I did not ask for nor pay for this, it was an “add on” that Cyber Power tossed in for free…I hate it so much.

How deep does it go!!?

The only guy who watches backroom casting couch and doesn’t need to skip to the “good part.”

Not to mention, there’s no algorithm here selecting posts to prioritize in an effort to optimize rage, dopamine, and engagement, so after about thirty minutes I just set it down until tomorrow.