It adds flavor.

Howdy fellow Texan!

Until you go outside. Luckily, I have a teenaged kid who can tell me what shit means while giggling at my greying beard.

Who is that? She looks like that crazy jewish chick that was following Trump around for a while lol.

My ex wife.

Evan Williams is good and smooth, not stupidly overpriced either.

I don’t know wtf you’re drinking. Bourbon ain’t made in your buddies backyard over the course of a week or two.