You will be used as childcare repeatedly for their fun.

And they will make you look like the bad guy in front of your kids if you flinch.

Prepare for that.

i’m just trying to decide what a fixie would do with that setup

photogenic and good looking are not the same thing

I prefer:

America is dead; long live America

dowsing for suckadrippas

i thought it is the closed standard

i can’t get wire guard to work on my home network so it is not better for me

edit: to be fair my internet connection is being tapped and recorded by law enforcement so i am assuming that is the problem.

“He was only stabbed 23 times on the floor of the senate. We need to move on … and then finish wiping up the floor.”

“Your boos mean nothing to me; I’ve seen what makes you cheer.”

eternal “eternal september” september

the weirdest prequel to Johnny Dangerously ever

did you even ask for her memecount ?

US obesity even effects our autos.

does this mean more steam support for android ?

“I see as much misery outta them movin’ to justify their selves as them that set out to do harm.”

The fat from it is by and large high fructose corn syrup. Fat is the thing that when in our stomachs fat signals the brain to stop freaking eating by making us feel full. HFCS does not signal the stomach to tell the brain that is it full and to quit feeling hungry.

So like M&Ms it requires another signal from your digestive system to stop eating too many of them and it is explosive diarrhea.

birds used to be real

It is weird that this is how we keep track of the police

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all people are questionable. the love of money is envy manifest.

envy is the most destructive compound human emotion.