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Relevant video from The Onion.

Oh, you’ll love it. The part where they visit his whomb and find it empty… 🤌

The Whocifixion after he was betrayed by Whodas.

Well, was the dad wrong?

Wrong. It was invented by Tony Sacrimoni. It’s gonna be a real hit, I tell ya. Foo-gedda-boo-teet.

FYI for the alt text: that’s Vince McMahon.

Crab kind of looks like a cross between the Japanese giant spider crab and a king crab (the latter on account of only having three pairs of walking legs).

Here’s the thing. You said a “North American river otter understands semiconductors.”

Is it in the same subfamily as the other otters? Yes. No one’s arguing that.

Colorado says it’s invalid

UPI’s headline is acting like this is “he said, she said”, but these were state charges. Colorado – unambiguously correctly – points out it’s invalid.

Keep rotting, Peters, you traitorous sack of shit.

This post is anti-Israel propaganda. Israel has been working hard to reduce hospitalization rates by leveling the hospitals and murdering the children before they can starve.

The y-axis matters, OP. This still means Lemmy has 20x as many monthly active users as PieFed. Both of which are quite small in the grand scheme of things.

The person I responded to already mentioned Loss.

I was debating whether that one was distracted boyfriend, but I see now that it’s just mirrored horizontally.

• Top left is a dab.
• 3rd column, 1st row is T-posing.
• 5th column, 1st row is the butterfly “is this a [thing]?” meme.
• Bottom left is a UFO.
• Bottom above the water vase is Dat Boi.

Not immediately sure about the others.

… Do you care to read 160 words into the article they linked?

For what it’s worth, that’s not an especially relevant passage here, as it’s less to do with being open about your faith and moreso about intent. For example, those who would go to the synagogue to pray or who would give alms to make themselves feel better and appear righteous. The Bible is crystal clear that you should be openly expressing your faith to others should the intent be to spread the religion. Mark 16:15–16, for example, reads (NIV):

He said to them, “Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation. Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned."

Probably more relevant for your case are the passages along the lines of: “Look, give it the old college try, but if they aren’t willing to listen, don’t be a bitch about it; just move on.” For example:

Matthew 5:43–44:

“You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,

Matthew 7:1–3:

“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.

“Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

Matthew 10:13–15

If the home is deserving, let your peace rest on it; if it is not, let your peace return to you. If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, leave that home or town and shake the dust off your feet. Truly I tell you, it will be more bearable for Sodom and Gomorrah on the day of judgment than for that town.

The Parable of the Weeds.

Etc.

Please give me a whole tray of… peas.

The Yuu’zhan Vong books were fucking great in comparison. They finally gave us some closure on how Swargo and Yuu’zhan made that black vase in Luke’s home on Tattoine (present in the background when Obi-Wan gives Anakin’s lightsaber to Luke). We’d have to wait three years for the Morp Pumboô quadrilogy of comics to see how the materials got stolen to make it in the first place, but it was worth it.

The Glup Shiddo cameo in the second book was squandered potential.