Utopia

Shower?? No way, I’m just gonna get stinky/dirty again anyway

We find out we need douchebags because our their assholery emits some kind of pheromone or something that repels imperialist extraterrestrials

Edit: some series did something like this, right?

Wiping my ass after pooping

I agree on the n word part, but do you expect white guys raised in/by disadvantaged black communities to pretend to be a person they’re not just because of the color of their skin?

If I had the choice ahead of time? No, I wouldn’t choose to be born.

If it’s a retroactive thing, I wouldn’t undo my birth

That user also claims Signal and Matrix are CIA and refuses to provide sources for those claims

Sure, most of them, but certainly not all of them, like your comment seems to be implying

Just a little glitch in my app, don’t worry! I refreshed and it went back to normal; I just thought I’d share bc it made me giggle

Always funny when people are like “yeah but what if you become the target next” as if you haven’t been the target already of not only individuals but also an entire system. Like, that’s why we wanna dismantle it lol

I don’t remember these parts of the movie

You’ve been asked elsewhere in the thread, but I’m gonna ask again here anyway.

Source?

My brother is a cop, and we’re still close despite a mutual understanding that we will become lethal opponents should relevant violence break out in our area (civil war/insurrection/significant rioting).

I think our willingness to do that allows us to overlook our differences until that situation were to arise. I imagine we’d both see that as a defining opportunity for the other to ‘defect’ and, until then, we can look past associating with a BagGuy^TM

I wanted a nap in undergrad but didn’t have a lot of time between classes so, to avoid being disturbed, I climbed up onto a lecture hall roof to sleep. It was a really nice nap

Edit: also once when I worked at taco bell I napped on the boxes of sauce packets in the back

Just the other day I took a nap in a (dry at the time) runoff ditch behind a commercial plaza, bc if I drove home to nap I would’ve had less time to sleep

As someone with NPD you wouldn’t be able to recognize if you had ever done these things.

Since NPD usually precludes the person from being able to recognize the problem in themselves, it becomes impossible for them to save/fix themselves.

Asking someone with NPD to be able to self reflect and do the work to change, is like asking a paraplegic to run a marathon… they literally cannot physically do so.

This isn’t true. What are you even basing this on?

This one reminds me of “La-a” (pronounced Ladasha)

I considered trying to change legal name to “Thbptbpt” (pronounced like a fart sound/blowing a raspberry)

95% of people can’t figure out “what percentage of the emails sent by John Smith last month were about sustainability.”

https://www.nngroup.com/articles/computer-skill-levels/

This is about digital art? What does stealing it mean in this context?

If it isn’t stealing (I.e., if people are explicitly allowed to take it/ it’s free) then people with kleptomania are no more likely to take it than anyone else

I absolutely think this will be very popular, but I (and many others, I’m sure) often like to just sit back and mindlessly watch- I don’t always want to participate in the entertainment.

Especially if we get FDVR though- it could be like blending video games with TV/movies

I imagine a video content platform (movies, series, short form, etc) that generates the content as you watch it, and adjusts in real time based on your engagement, with optional prompting. Like I could start out by prompting it with “a show like The Office, but if it were directed by Tim Robinson; prioritize my laughter” and it takes it from there, adjusting as it goes to include more of what makes me laugh.

This would of course have to be run locally. I’d never sign up for something this invasive if it were connected to the internet at all