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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What part of a flowers bicycle are most likely to fall off?English
6·2 天前I think you could rework this with something like - how come Rose can’t ride her bike?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What does the phrase "never meet your heroes" means to you?
3·3 天前Everyone looks better from a distance
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You have to invent a new type of candy or dessert, but if it's physically impossible or another commenter can prove it already exists, you lose. What are you making?
2·5 天前More like a fine powder version of sour candy mouth spray.
From my friend - You’re the load your mom should have swallowed.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Cleaning your butthole is good and important, but a washcloth between the toes is more satisfying.
5·7 天前Get a bidet and you can do both at once.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•how do I accept that my father is declining?
7·7 天前Regarding education, i agree…o went back to school at 35 for an associates in a health care field and it was the best decision i could have made. I’m a few years from retirement and will be able to pick up a part time job in the field to stay busy and earn a little extra.
Regarding aging parents - it’s incredibly hard. Be kind. Be appreciative of what they offer. Accept each day for what it is. It doesn’t get easier. I’m regretful everyday that i sometimes let impatience beat me and i wish I’d just said, “thank you,” instead of arguing over nothing.
I saw one here the other day calling someone a soup fork. I’ve been using that for people who are completely useless.
Bunch of people are on the fence.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What did Benjamin Netanyahu mean when he declared that "1 Israeli life is worth 40 American lives"? What are the geopolitical implications of this ratio?
2·10 天前I listened to a lesson about numbers in the Bible from a priest. He said 40 was ‘enough’.
They spent a lot of time traveling and waiting for medical tests and results with their mom. I attributed the activity to the stress and excess time on their hands.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What song are you listening to RIGHT NOW, and would you recommend it?
2·11 天前All the time or intermittent? One ear or both? Mine started in 2006. I notice it a lot less now, especially if i have any other noise around.
Pretty happy that i got to enjoy a bit of fuck around. Not scientifically, just general fuckery.
What happened to flying squid? They had some health problems and then talked about moving and then disappeared.
Ditto! Ditto sheets! Thank you!
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United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•US to issue passports featuring Trump’s picture to commemorate America’s 250th anniversary
6·12 天前Someone said it’s only the ones in person at the DC office



The Disturbed COVID video makes me cry every time.