Travelator

Cold Turkey. Yes. That’s exactly what I did, in 2014, after 20 years of smoking, and it works. You must decide, absolutely, NEVER AGAIN. Not even a brush close to smoking again. After a week, it was easier. After a month, it was a new way of life, and a much better one. You’ll see.

My Chinese engineer specifies Fake Shake, mixed with 40% oatmeal by weight for optimal compression load.

In the whole.

And don’t slam on the breaks in your car while doing it.

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Spaceballs, so you will know what the future holds.

Why buy a used drive? Save $12? F that.

Groundhog Day, once a year.

Koala, cute as hell but those big pointy claws, no THANK you sir.

A guy at work had a shirt that said “Truth is the new hate speech”. He was a rabid trumper, so I guess it had something to do with that. I still don’t really understand what the hell it’s supposed to mean.