DaChrissy

Damn. Reminding me how I need a femboy girlfriend

I can help with that

I got banned for telling a mod “spank spank spank. Thats the sound I make as I spank you. Yes yes yes. Thats the sound you make as I spank you.” And I don’t regret it

You got me there Mr. CumFart

… you bought the bath water didn’t you.

Im always happy to see firefly on something. They are one of the companies I want to apply to post grad school. In an alt universe, this would’ve been Garmin

I mean, that and nobody should buy someones bath water. Thats a sad life to live

When I was in my middle school I rode my bike in a circle for 7hrs. It was on a bet for a lizard. If I could do it my dad would have to buy my a bearded dragon. I got the dragon. I had that thang on me. But he passed away