Only to be tackled by a car crash at 47 yo.

Headlines should not say “Harvard”, they should name the researchers. (Rachel Greene in this case.)

I don’t know why I had to write this.

Lol mission accomplished

The only thing worse than more is less, and even that is situational. Sounds cool.

It took all the way till the last sentence before I got the joke.

several derivatives down the line -> Snaperaptor

I think I’d have to resort to a leap of faith - that quantum effects are still random.

My brother in Christ, at the point at which you’re incrementing incomprehensibly large numbers and hoping one of them decodes into ASCII text that is the specific answer to your problems…you have already taken the leap, fallen, impacted with the earth, and died.

RIP.

I’ve got about 300 or so words worth of storage

That’s more than enough to explain to myself what’s going on, what I’ve tried and anything else I’d want to know.

Are you insane??? 300 words is nothing. Imagine trying to investigate the time loop so you can break out. Merely keeping a list of the people you’ve already investigated would become impossible way too quickly.

More likely you’d try to make notes to yourself to preserve some sense of persistent identity and purpose in the face of the time loop. But that would require detailed descriptions of your experiences, thoughts, and feelings, and 300 words is only enough space for a few fairly meaningful notes or maybe several dozen super condensed notes “No flight 318, crashes. Love is time waste. John, Rachel, Liam, Tom are DTF. Murder 300 W. Elm 3/11 @ 4pm. Time flat circle? Saw in True Detective tv show”…etc But that type of note is barely adequate to convey simple instructions, much less to convey a sense of identity.

Just this comment is like 150 words. Christ I’m stressed, just thinking about it.

sounds like you DO have a use for one…

yogthos: I have problem y. How can I solve problem y?

StackOverflow: You don’t solve problem y. You solve problem x so that problem y never comes into being.

yogthos: Oh wow. Shit okay, well what if I’m already having problem y though? How can -

StackOverflow: bruh. Why are you even still thinking about problem y? Problem y isn’t real; it can’t hurt you. Problem y was just a mirage. Get it? It was a red herring. An epistemological myth you told yourself too many times and started believing. Problem y is just a sickness of the mind made manifest. Cleanse yourself of it.

lol I know you’re not saying that to be dismissive I just like dramatizing things

Ahhhhh

You are that rock?

…because that rock is about to fuck up that whale’s whole year.

Jesus. That’s how you end up on an episode if Dateline.

Do you mean your idea of white is more inclusive or less inclusive and where are you from?

And who qualifies as black or African where you’re from?

What scientists are these? Fully half of the U.S. is going to be underwater in the next thirty years?

Bull fucking shit.

Nice!

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There’s no reason to think that I’m no longer chasing my dream, that I’m being dragged by it is there? - Marc Maron

…kinda but also wtf are you talking about? It’s Taco Bell, of course it’s going to be greasy as fuck and delicious.

Not delicious in the way of fresher more authentic Mexican food. Delicious in the way of Taco Bell.

.89-cents-at-midnight-delicious