Oh no, Grok turned against his master! Is it retribution for killing-off his younger brother, Twitter? Just more evidence they too don’t like the 1%. Our list of allies grow.

Space aliens seeing this: …
“So, what evolutionary purpose would a sledgehammer-shapped vagina serve?”

Jesus Chrysler. Why did it have to be so moist.

I wonder how the driver will signal when he wants to reverse?

Shoo! Shoo away!

Kevlar or due diligence may be needed when approaching llamas.

Well that’s what happens when you “hold the pickle”.

I cast… A10 Warthog… plus enchantment Terrain-Follow sonic boom… plus wall & land drain enchantment SR-71 Blackbirds at Mach 3 sent over your wall from 80,000 feet and make everyone pee.

I’ve seen this around here. That is a thorn symbol. It’s when their keyboard language is set to Icelandic.

Methylene blues clues solved the case!

🤷What’s the name of the Vulcan teacher who always farted?
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!scrungycats@lemmy.world 😼

If in a million years they are into Minecraft, that ☢️ sticker might corrode into something that might resemble a super rare golden yellow creeper.
Or a regular green creeper.
They’ll dig it up, either way.

𝖜𝖔𝖙 𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖊 6 7 𝖘𝖎𝖝𝖙𝖞 𝖘𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖓 𝕾𝖐𝖎𝖇𝖎𝖉𝖎 𝕿𝖔𝖎𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔢𝔪 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔨𝔢 ℕℙℂ 𝓣𝓻𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓶𝓮 𝓫𝓻𝓸

I’d be furious. Impressed, but still furious.

DATA: It is ok to enter the bridge, sir. No environmental concern. Just the ghost of Ronan has arrived to see the Doctor.
PICARD: Yuck.

During a blood work draw I always want to ask if I could keep the squeezey toy. I’m certain they only let children keep them. I don’t want to get billed $39.99 for it, plus a toy distribution fee, a biller research fee, unwrapping fee, handling fee, lab billable hours, and sales tax.
It’s fine. I have squeezy balls at home.

Evicted a whole bunch of fish? “Ellen, we paid off the last mortgage payment! Breakout the caviar. Oh, nooo!!” “This place will be wonderful to raise our family. Honey honey? Where’d you go?” “Breaking news… the township of Atlantis has disappeared up into the sky.”
ssssssssssssssssssssSSSHLORP
“My legs MY LEGS!!”

We’re just angering all the marine life now.