If they’re exhausting or frustrating to you, then you’re doing something wrong as a parent.

I’ve got all the time in the world for my kid, and I’m happy for it to be that way. If you think I’m an idiot for doing so, so be it.

You doubt that being a parent is a great job?

I do and I love being a parent. Best job in the world.

Kids are exhausting? Really? Wow. Dont know what sort of kids you’ve been around.

Kids haven’t forgotten how to have fun, they don’t anything including themselves too seriously, and they ask all sorts of funny and zany questions.

As for drinking around kids: you never had a BBQ or get together with families?

Le Creuset casserole pots are awesome.

“Uhhhh we seem to have lost his file…”

Dad was not lying on top of mum to squash her.

No matter how much 6yr old me was complaining after entering their room early one morning.

Ha bacteria! It’s not the water you should be worried about.

It’s the quart gallon of vodka I wash it down with each night, as I try to blot out my existence.

Fuck you bacteria (and my liver), I WIN!

Aren’t left handed threads used when there is torque or rotation that would cause nuts on right handed threads to loosen?

Good on you dude. I have some friends who sit around all day, gulping down 40oz sodas, wondering why they puff going up one set of stairs.

Put the liquid candy down, unglued yourself from the couch and get out into the world.

Life goes by too fast to be vegetating at home all day.

And vulture hedge funds.

Read up on the shit people like Eric Hermann has done buying up debt from distressed countries, then siphoning off their aid money to cover those debts. Zero humanity.

This. They were the first thing I thought of when thinking of useless.

I have ad-blockers to filter out crap. Now I need influence-blockers.

Just thinking; maybe if people stop trying to get rid of political target and instead started target billionaires, then maybe, just maybe, the world would be a better place for everyone.

Just thinking.

I don’t bite them, but use clippers to cut them down to quick. Am kind of obsessive on doing this. Working as an engineer I hate the sight of oil/grease/muck under nails, so they gotta go.

Can I quit? Call it a work in progress.

The /s at the end?

Ooooh yeah!

And now the times are changin’,

Look at everything that’s come and gone,

Sometimes when I play that old six-string,

I think about you, wonder what went wrong

Come on Kyle, we spoke about this already.

Goebbels is mad.

Very true. It does take a while to become accustomed to the taste.