I reject your findings.

Travolta should perform all his roles on a slant.

Humans domesticated dogs for their ability to hunt by scent. Dogs domesticated humans for their ability to throw a tennis ball.

Running on our hind legs only frees up our hands to be able to use tools and weapons, maybe even water containers for drinking on the go.

And for wanking, although that may just be an adaptation to compensate for our inability to lick our own dicks.

Zombies aren’t scary. They’re popular movie monsters because, while looking vaguely human, they’re sufficiently “othered” that you can kill them without remorse (thus acting as a convenient stand-in for other groups that the audience wishes they could do that to) and because they represent an apocalypse that kills most of the people but leaves the stuff behind, meaning that you don’t have to deal with society anymore but you’ll still easily have a roof over your head and food on your table (albeit mostly canned food.)

The horses also all had humans on their backs. To my knowledge, none of the humans had horses on their backs.

Except nobody wants F-35s anymore. The world is re-arming and they’re explicitly avoiding American weapons.

https://youtu.be/cxzvPnc2aUg?t=95

Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

Instructions unclear. Tried to eat water.

Too bad Frodo never knew about that.

The BAMF of Banff.

I guess they decided CAT scan wasn’t inclusive enough.

I thought he was a baker. When I was a kid people would always be talking about “Hertz donuts”. Then they’d punch me. I never knew why.

Dark Cloud 2 is still great.

If it ain’t got THAC0, it ain’t D&D.

We only saw the big rocks when Alderaan exploded but it probably created some little ones as well.

Have they updated the rules of basketball yet to state which species can play it? I remember that being an issue in the '90s.

There’s also Pipeline for *nix (and possibly Windows, but I didn’t bother to check.)