Then you are lost!

Yes, we need to teach dogs how to tell time!

The Superman in Man of Steel didn’t give a crap about the world around him.

He did throw Sarah’s roommate’s boyfriend quite a few times during their fight, though.

I guess you could explain it like that, but I’d really prefer it if they just started writing Superman stories with a more realistic depiction of the world around Superman in mind. It would add more drama since, while Superman himself is invulnerable, the rest of the world isn’t, so Supes should have to be extremely careful with how he uses his powers if he’s actually going to save anyone.

He could also talk normally despite half of his lips being gone.

The Nolan movies always cared more about giving the appearance of realism by making everything dull and monotone than actually being realistic.

Like Han and Chewbacca.

The square hole.

It’s his age, idiot. Anon is eighteen minutes old.

Nah, this is from the 2003 series. I think it lasted five years.

And now you know how far he’d go.

They were there at the dawn of the third generation of video games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04

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Goddamnit, Moon Moon.

I always thought it was Cary Elwes.

Across the bay. In Alameda.

Pascal, too.

“Hate” is a strong word, but I really, really, really don’t like you.

Or whether or not the boat has a helm.