You may have an insulin issue. Or a gluten issue.

I also can’t eat that many carbs in a day.

If two parties are at odds with one another, and one on them is willing to use violence and the other isn’t, the violent party wins.

Non violence works when people care about what you’re going through. If the right people know and care they’ll come in and do violence for you to make it stop. Or at least verifiably threaten violence. But violence is happening whether you did it or not.

Nazis don’t give a shit about you, they’re eager for violence. They want to exterminate entire classes of people. Non violence does not work on Nazis, we’ve already seen this play out once before.

Tell me you didn’t read a fuckin thing without telling me you didn’t read a fuckin thing

Here’s another fun fact, wage theft is the biggest single source of theft in the US.

https://medium.com/@hrnews1/wage-theft-now-outnumbers-all-other-types-of-theft-in-the-u-s-reaching-482-million-10cf906cfe82

You’re up in arms against individual thievery and simping for the biggest thieves in the country.

Fun fact, dollar general has a habit of locking employees in the store and demanding they do work off the clock.

Dollar general has stolen now more from it’s own employees than anyone has ever stolen from dollar general. That’s before you get to the horrifically unethical shit they get up to that’s legal.

Fuck em.

That’s what the illegally armed and outfitted off duty police officer at the front of the store is for.

I have occasionally found the Google search AI handy in pointing me in the right direction, like when I can’t remember or don’t know a particular term for something, it’s decent at giving me the term I’m actually searching for. Can’t trust it for shit as it’s intended to be used though.

This hypothetical scenario assumes that stopping time is universal and instantaneous. Simultaneity in two reference frames, even when that doesn’t make sense. Someone on earth snaps their fingers, and in that same instant, some unwitting observer spends 100 earth solar cycles in frozen, abject terror.

All houses can move, if enough wind is blowing

Therefore it is wind that makes cars go.

Part of me misses having a job I could do baked out of my gord.

Most of me is extremely happy that I have a job where I don’t feel the need to be.

Ope, found the useless executive.

I volunteer as tribUwUte

Oh no. I don’t want to rub the comUwUnity the wrong way

NuWu instance RuWule?

I mean yeah he’s totally a carny but don’t hate on carnies, they’re all carnies.

Actually come to think of it, I think most politicians are pretty much carnies at this point.

In our space time frame of reference, we never change direction, we travel in a straight line. It’s a straight line.

“let’s have kids!”

“With what fooken money Midge?? With what fooken money??”

So the city I live in has a few of these and they’re some of the best burgers in town, for fairly reasonable prices.

There’s a fucking war on here for the best burger and I’m so happy for it. We don’t fuck around with burgers.

They’re so good and reasonably priced that the first time I saw this meme I was a little confused. Like yeah the aesthetic is kinda lame but that doesn’t change the food. Maybe the stools aren’t comfortable but like, there are regular tables. Like what’s the problem??

Then I went to another city.

My friends, I am so, so, sorry. You don’t deserve this. Good burgers aren’t hard, they’re really not. Just stay home, invest in a griddle. Even if it’s just a small one for your stove top, you can make better burgers at home. Make friends with a local butcher, he won’t steer you wrong. I don’t know what caused that trend but I know the only way to stop it is to stop going.

AND MY AXE

Taking it every day wears away your stomach and intestinal lining and you could get ulcers. Also generally it’s not just one, it’s 3-4. Sometimes multiple times a day.