The outrage should clearly be THAT SHE ISN’T USING A COASTER IT A TRAY AND THAT CHILD COULD EASILY KNOCK OVER THE WINE

Can you ask them to wrap up your still born after the procedure like when you have a tooth extracted? Holy crap that is indeed grim.

Way back before computers had sleep mode we were encouraged to shut it down when not in use to save electricity. I don’t think Windows 3.11 had it. The first time I think I remember encountering it was Windows 2000, but correct me if I’m wrong.

But den vatt do we do both de children of de night?

3x the pockets means 3x more Pocket Sand. Wah chah!

In the end, we all become Crab.

The break reminder is just a legal obligation, they can still give you the stink eye when you say you’re taking a break and brag about how long they’ve worked without a break.

The rotten asshole

As a child of the 80s and former smoker, I actually find the lingering smell of cigarettes in a smoking room super comforting, to the point that if a hotel has a smoking room option I take it.

I keep YouTube videos turned down to 360 for this reason.

I get a strange feeling of vertigo if I see hd content above 30fps. The first time I met friends in a bar that was plastered with big screens playing a football game at 60fps was very uncomfortable.

It blew my mind back in the mid 90s the first time I played Doom in lan with a couple buddies. His dad had some sort of tech job and set up a couple desktops in the basement for us.

MORE THAN ONE COMPUTER IN A HOUSE?!

Best sleepover ever.

I paid for an argument!

The Other Cat is going to get a complex from that favoritism.

“Aim small, miss small.”

Even better when the box itself is the bowl and it inevitably leaks rainbow colored milk everywhere.