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Cake day: July 28th, 2024

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  • I’ve never been rear ended but then I bought my G37 and it was suddenly happening on a yearly basis. In the span of one year, I had a truck back into it when it was parked in our parking lot, got rear ended in traffic, then had a car reverse into me at a stop sign (driver pulled forward to make a turn but decided they couldn’t make it so threw it in reverse and gunned it). I may have been rear ended a second time that year but it’s hard to keep track of how many people drove into this car. After a while I quit making claims because that was a pain in the ass, bumpers look like I use it to nudge cars around a junkyard.

    Edit: and the thing that makes the frequency really wild is that I used it mainly to commute ~2 miles to work, so I was in that thing less than 30 minutes a day





  • when my wife, mom and dad ask about what I want for a party

    Tell them what you want for your birthday, even if it’s ‘something quiet and small’ or anything along those lines, give them time to respect your wishes. I went on a nature walk with my wife for my 40th, blew the minds of my super-extroverted in-laws, but hey, that’s me, who I am.

    When people start assuming you’d want something even though you don’t, might make you feel obligated to do that something, might make you feel weird for not wanting to, but you’re you and they might be having a hard time wrapping their head around it (might ask you ‘really’ multiple times), but do you and they’ll respect it



  • One thing to do is to check thrift stores for old busted ass Kirby or comparable vacuum cleaners. Even an Oreck XL. Those old tanks are usually nothing more than a motor, belt, and switch so they’re pretty easy and cheap to fix. No circuit boards or anything, very much ‘buy it for life’ but once in a while you might spot one sitting around for 10-20 bucks/euros in some thrift store because the belt is off a little and the owner mistakenly thought it’s a really expensive repair and dumped it off





  • Clicks ‘print’. Printer does not produce chuchuchu noise. Hmmm. Clicks ‘print’ again. Printer still silent. Must be some setting. Changes document to landscape and clicks ‘print’. Changes paper size to B5 and clicks ‘print’. Changes DPI and clicks ‘print’. Waddles over to printer, blankly stares for 5 seconds and then shakes it. Waddles back to desk, clicks ‘print’. Opens ticket, waddles back to printer. Someone else comes up and retrieves the jam. Pages upon pages spew forth. Grab one copy and waddle away, leaving the rest. Grabbed the landscape copy. Makes another ticket.