CloudFlare stopped the DDoS by destroying their own servers.

“I’ve won, but at what cost?”

“Today it’s Gorman, tomorrow it’s you.”

“Welcome to Swamp Swap! We buy and sell anything that floats.”

Playing as the Hulk: “This door is locked.”

And these blast marks, too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.

I expected nothing less.

I’m gonna level with you, brother, immorality existed way before the internet.

To paraphrase Yahzee from Zero Punctuation, “Rather than figure out what the mission is, I just build a shit ton of tanks and soldiers then run them from one side of the map to the other and hope I destroy the objective along the way.”

Considering South Korea’s total capital is owned by like four families, it’s a shitty ass monster.

Why does he always look like his mom caught him masturbating.

If you put your ear up to it, you can hear the ocean… of damned souls wailing.

It’s been almost 20 years, is that pie still edible?

Every Sunday morning the kitchen became The Hurt Locker.

That sunflower looking at all the other sunflowers on the ground:

“I hope this email finds you before I do…”

“Who is eligible for a Backstreet Back?”

“EVERYBOOODY!”

This is the Stormtrooper that gets crowdsurfed, isn’t it?