A local Italian place has a hot turkey sub with Swiss & banana peppers that comes with a side of fries. It has fresh tomatoes & lettuce and is soaked in extra virgin olive oil. It’s so fuckin’ good.
Is that a paint job, or did he just have his car dipped in a vat of Sunny Delight?
“I’ll get off Facebook now!”, he said
and though he really tried
Those Russian bots still hacked his shit
…and Timmy fucking died.