Us one month from now: “We have a cryptographically signed and verified email from Donald Trump’s personal email account to Jeffrey Epstein containing and discussing CSAM”

Couldn’t be my boy Donny!

I wonder how they intend to tackle white collar crime.

A truck backfired at the same time.

LET ME USE SNMP TO CONTROL MY APPLIANCES

Wow. That’s one big cigarette.

Charger block

Slow down there. Keep it reasonable

The shitpost is the friends we made along the way.

in which U.S. personnel with security clearances supervise foreign engineers, including those in China.

From the security clearance perspective there really isn’t any difference between China based engineers, Chinese spies, and Joe America accessing classified code without being cleared by the DoD.

If an individual did this “escort” scheme, they would be arrested.

A bit late to the party.

First time?

HAAACCCKKKKS

Can the armed drone open classroom doors better than Uvalde police officers?

Oh yeah I forgot about that because I disabled it 2 minutes after seeing it for the first time.

I’ve been saying for years the thing Spotify needs are short vertical format video clips. The whole “music” thing is a fad.

They really don’t know what robots.txt is do they…

My ethical gun is safer than your criminal gun.

I have an idea who could financially support an open source printer firmware replacement project! However, they can only pay in cash…

I don’t think any of the DRM, EURion, or microdot stuff happens on the driver level. I think its baked into the firmware.