If reality keeps upsetting you, maybe reality isn’t the problem.

Do you just assume every black person is a leftist? I’m impressed that you’re both racist and stupid!

Holy moly those specs are remarkably similar to my 1st generation Prius.

There is only one single core belief in fascism. There must be an “in” group that the state protects, and an “out” group that the state oppresses. There are zero other rules. This means that the definition of the in group is completely arbitrary and fluid based on what helps the strongman at the top. If you ever question the definition of the in group, you are automatically part of the out group.

In the piracy world, “fed” is short for Federal Bureau of Investigation police officer.

AI subsidies?

There’s no consistency to their beliefs. You cannot “gotcha” them by pointing out hypocrisy, it in fact makes them happier.

No, that’s literally not how binding arbitration works in the US.

I’m sure there’s some bullshit fine print about binding arbitration. It’s so cool that corporations can just say “we waive your fundamental rights because we feel like it” and it’s just…legal. Greatest country on earth.

I miss iOS 6

You know software is made by people, right?

Holy shit if there’s that much dust on the front grille of the computer I can’t even imagine how much is caked on the internal heat sinks. I bet you could literally double the speed of these computers with a vacuum or air blower.

Not to mention that all the vegetables we eat have been carefully bred by humans, which is a process unrelated to nature.

No, not really. All the food we eat has been carefully bred for centuries, which has changed food way faster than evolutionary timescales. For some reasons everyone still calls that “natural” though even though nature has nothing to do with it, it’s just human engineering.

Holy shit $23/mo and they won’t even host the website for you?

Especially when you’re a woman or minority or poor or…

That doesn’t “make sense” at all, it’s insane. If we end the billionaire class and distribute wealth more evenly productivity and efficiency would go waaaay up because the people managing money will actually care about it instead of setting it on fire.

I thought that was lions, tigers, and bears!

It just means “the shittiest location you can imagine”. Sometimes the most honest words come out of the mouths of children.

The coldcopyright never bothered me anyways.

—Microsoft