Damn. That scared of a fish-slap? What a coward.

Eh, Mary was a teenager when God knocked her up. Seems religion and power are just convenient excuses for old dudes to fuck kids. Always have been. Fuck religion and the morons who follow it.

Star Trek IV: The One With the Whales

A go to for sick days in bed for years.

Maybe they’re radical anti-capitalists doing what they can to move their economy to a barter and trade system?

I watch ASMR to fall asleep and quackery of all kinds is very relaxing to me. I’ve noticed that chiro and chakra/aura reading/crystal and herb touching all have the same vibe. The difference is that chiro sells itself as medical, uses a lot more scientific sounding jargon in a professional looking office, where aura stuff is mystical and spiritual with candles, incense, and mandala tapestries. It’s woo-woo for people who think woo-woo is beneath them.

I know it’s older, but here’s how they fought in the analog age.

Slots are awesome because they prefer forking to spooning.

Death is the ultimate cuddle buddy for the best sleep of your life.

I worked at a late night pizzeria that served the after hours crowd. If you think last call is desperate, holy shit.

Should have been there during the late 90s and early 00s when binge drinking was the rage. No dating apps, no addiction to socials, just bars full of horny drunk people making bad choices the way nature intended. Some nights you gave the facial, some nights you received, some nights both. Most mornings you had no idea what the fuck you’d done but the lingering stank told you it was probably regrettable.

Stray cats have been rendering their 3D models for years. Process takes about two months though. And you know it’s AI because every once in a while they produce one with six toes.

We’ll get a J6 biopic with the finalized version the self-myth the regime wants to cement.

Birth of a Nation 2: Electric Boogaloo

“Yes, sir! Good soldiers follow orders!”

Kaminoans may have trained the first batch to take commands a little too literally.

I’m sure he knows, but it’s his claim to fame, the only thing that makes him a blip on the radar. Like a high school football star who crams himself into an old letterman’s jacket that’s now two sizes too small for the 20yr reunion.

Shamwow guy and MyPillow guy running for office on their “celebrity” cred is a level of stupid even Idiocracy couldn’t predict.

“Yourself, go fuck.”

We’re really all over with Spinosaurus.

I think Vance’s response depends greatly on if he takes direction from his handlers in Heritage Foundation or if he gains an ego and believes he’s the new cult leader. They learned their lesson with Pence who, with the obligatory “fuck Mike Pence”, still wasn’t invested enough to commit treason.

Vance just doesn’t have the twisted charisma Trump has to be the cult guy. Heritage knows it, but they knew he had a shelf-life and only needed to get in and secure their position. The Third Reich didn’t survive Hitler but he wouldn’t let go (and they couldn’t get rid of him) until it was too late. The Soviet Union survived the death of Stalin because nobody after him tried to recreate his larger than life image, they maintained the control that was established under his reign.

If Vance does what he’s told he doesn’t need to be Trump, and if the regime continues to disregard democracy, the courts, and even declining public opinion among conservatives that rode the wave but are now leopard fodder, they don’t need another Trump, just an institution to defend. These fuckers are embedded and will be difficult to remove.

Never met Ozzy, but had a shot with Lemmy after a set by his side project Hedcat. For a god he was humble and a chill dude to shoot the shit with. No fucking clue who the other dude in 9 is but hopefully he like Jack Daniel’s.