You don’t even know the half of it.

My friend convinced a 45 yr old pharmacist to divorce her husband and leave her family. He dumped her right after.

Ikr? How is wine measured in slabs…

Bohemian rhapsody - it’s one of the greatest songs ever made, just curious to see how it would retard the progression of music.

Ninja scroll. Did you know cartoons can get raped??? I didn’t…

Phone. Like why? He have the letter F…

I was wondering how Cuba and China made it so high. I know the Chinese lie about everything.

I didn’t wanna be fat in university so I started BJJ. Then I didn’t wanna be weak in BJJ so I started lifting weights. Then I wanted to make weight so I started eating better.

Kind of a slippery slope to health 🤷‍♂️.

All im hearing is management.

I like everything except that last part. DO MAINTENANCE ON YOUR RELATIONSHIPS PEOPLE. Not enough people maintain relationships

I always imagined her as a mechanic

Huh I never thought about it like that.

He’ll save every one of us

“Cause I’m having a good time, I’m having a ball”

All of those have hidden homosexual messages.

What fresh he’ll is this…

What do they have in common? They’re all fake…

Hit with the sticky uh, light it with a blicky uh

I love how you gave us gold and the replies are “dur have you tried hitting it?” And “duh have you tried breaking it?” Debate brain rot.

I did it. We got beat by police, arrested, and given a trespassing ticket.