Some little kid is gonna write a diary about this that the whole world will read one day.

Cheez-itz

Better get Minty fresh if it’s going Debian exceptionally titillating time. Alpine for those times always.

That story sounds somewhat Scienterrific

Well then it’s time to move on. She did, after all.

I don’t have a word or short phrase for you, but I do have an upvote and engagement. Best I can compare what you describe to is this: Remember when you or one of your friends in grade school smelled a particularly smelly pair of shoes or a bad fart or whatever else, and the immediate reaction is to say to the rest of the group, “Whoa sniff this!”? It’s like that.

To tell you the tooth, I dent remember.

They absolutely were. Biblical AF as friggin hell, man. Anyway, hope they hit a home run out of the park at the game!

To answer one of your follow-ups: Christ is a title, it’s the English version of the Greek word for messiah.

Jesus Christ = Jesus the Christ = Jesus the Messiah = Christ Jesus and so forth

The ringing in my ears is my own personal sensation. There are many others with a ringing of their own, but this one is mine and it undoubtedly is as unique as my fingerprint.

Yeah, bee allergies are serious

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Hang on, that’s an organism. An orgasm is a membrane bound compartment found within cells.

“The maybe possibility” is literally “the possibility” wtf are you on about

Edit: you misunderstand how to use the word “maybe.” Something that “could maybe happen” is something that might possibly happen. In other words, it “may be” a thing that happens. Maybe.

It’s not coming through for me for some reason. Can you try restarting it?

Kidding, of course, congrats on your “Hello, World”

I remember telling this joke once, recently. I knew it would come back soon.

I am shocked to learn, and now you will know, too:

Flowbee is still around apparently!

Also autistic and did this for a few years. For a basic dude-cut, you can use buzz everything however short you want, then every few weeks after buzz the sides and back but let the top grow until it looks like it’s time to buzz your whole head again or you decide to let it keep growing back out for a bit. Pretty easy and low maintenance. Takes practice and follow the other person’s advice to shower and go back over your head to make sure you get everything, it’s harder than it seems like it should be. And you’ll need someone to help get your neckline at some point.

This cut might start out a lot shorter than you had in mind when you asked the question, or maybe not. When it comes to wielding scissors, that’s not something I can really attack my hair with, so I don’t have ideas that would be helpful in that regard.

He never even saw it coming

To that 35%, I share the words of John Lennon from the beforetimes…

You say you got a real solution, well, you know
We’d all love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution, well, you know
We’re all doin’ what we can

But if you want money for people with minds that hate
All I can tell you is, brother, you have to wait