Rejoice! She brought protection!

I’ll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD

Memes and genes!

Hubris

Spiders are the bugs I have a problem with XD

(Preemptive) Stow your prescriptivist semantics, pendants! Spiders are bugs because I say so

I’m a sucker for fruity pebbles (I actually prefer the malt-o-meal bag version)

Breakfast cereal

My wife and I both agree that it’s a dessert, not a food XD

Windows 10 is increasingly encouraging me to recommend other operating systems to friends and colleagues

Hooray!

I saw this and thought “Ha! No I don’t!” Then I thought about it for a second and had to check

Turns out I do, in fact, have a Windows partition. Haven’t used it in years, so I know what I’m doing today

“You wouldn’t pirate an illness”

Dance!

It doesn’t create a permanent product like the things you mentioned, but it’s definitely a method of artistic expression =)

Omigod they were screwmates…

Easy! Just spend the month in a US hospital without insurance

Hopefully the billion will cover the rest of the bill

Based

I don’t want to live on the same planet with anyone who would quote that statistic for any reason other than an emphatic demand for action to lower it

Potential?

I mean I don’t like Trump, but that seems like a pretty obvious call…

I, too, have been going through motions with this guy’s wife

Joke’s on you, I make my memes in GIMP and put the mematic watermark in myself!