Wanna hear my favorite knock knock joke? Great!

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Fair enough; I have no idea. We’d like to think we are above our animal natures I’m sure.

Babies produce a pheromone to make them cuter so that you don’t huck them into the woods when they just won’t shut up.

I’ve got a pretty sweet gig, all of us do at this company, and I think “rocking the boat” could only make my situation worse. We are only like a dozen people and there’s only one person in each “department”. We aren’t being mistreated and we are privileged enough to be able to leave if we were.

That’s pretty good!

As a schlub with chronic back problems, I recommend actually doing your physical therapy regularly! It only helps if you do it.

I work in a very small company in an IT type of field. I fully support unionization in general, but I don’t think it’s relevant to me at the moment. Do you disagree?

I love your privacy/security summary. Thank you for your honesty!

This looks like a handy tool.

Right, there are people and lawfirms that make all their money going around measuring doorway widths and bathroom counter heights and stuff, because the person who raises the complaint gets a reward… Sort of like bounty hunters?

As far as I can tell “skibidi” has no actual meaning, it’s just a word that proves you’re part of the in-group.

I’ve heard that “YEET!” is for power, but “KOBE!” is for accuracy.

The main characters are never aware of each other.

There must be a huge variety of Indian accents given the large geographical area and bonkers number of people, but we (in America at least) only think of one stereotypical accent. I presume it annoys people to be lumped in with whichever group actually has that accent! Like Austrians probably don’t love that the only Austrian voice anybody knows is Arnold Schwarzenegger, who comes from a very rural area and has that accent, apparently.

That’s too simplistic. The two parties will either make it worse or not make it better. Not voting (assuming you are in a state without winner-takes-all or are in a swing/purple state) is letting other people decide for you. Walking away from the trolley problem doesn’t untie people from the tracks.

I subscribe to two podcast networks on patreon. I could listen for free, but I feel it’s worth paying for the several hours a month of entertainment I get from them.

Could have been the cat from Red Dwarf.

Awesome. What do you farm?

At a lemonparty?

Negative, I am a meat Popsicle.

True enough.