Trick-pissing champ here, the real homies bank their shots off the shower walls first before swirling it around the bowl for the finale. If I’ve been drinking heavily the night before, I’ll piss fakey or throw in some yoga poses to up the challenge. The only way to be great is to push yourself a little farther each time you step up to the bowl.

Can purchasing anything within the system of monstrous exploitation called global capitalism be justified?

Technically, floating point also imitates irrational and whole numbers as well. Not all numbers though, you’d need a more uhm… elaborate structure to represent complex numbers, surreal numbers, vectors, matrices, and so on.

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> lack personal communication skills with wife

> casually post deeply personal and emotional stories on 4chan behind veils of text and anonymity

> oh shit am I neurodivergent and undiagnosed because I’ve never talked with a therapist

In all seriousness, visit your local library and ask them about it. Most library systems work with local authors to promote their work and regularly hold meetups and workshops for writers. Many cities have local zines, publishers, and anthologies. By getting to know your local writing scene, you can find opportunities to do readings of your work, have works published in collections, and so on.

Anon discovers religion, inshallah may the spirits watch over him.