My savage ex-girlfriend and one crazy neighbors kid.

A recurring customer having habit of delaying to pay the bar tab because he’s “too drunk”. Usually took him weeks and multiple asking before he paid his bar tab in full.

This time he bought a bunch of pretty girls lots of expensive drinks, at the end of the night he is so drunk that nobody can reason with him to pay (but we suspect he’s faking it as always). So we put his bill in his tab and let him go.

The next day he act like he doesn’t remember anything and refused to acknowledge that he was buying anyone else drinks even with the CCTV footage of him on that night (and of course refused to pay his tab).

This went on for 2 weeks before the head bartender get into a fight with him. The customer ended up with a black eye and got banned from the bar. He doesn’t press any charges.

I couldn’t remember his bill total in the end, but it was close to 2k.

panic

What would you answer?

the new name is equally terrible, at least in terms of pronunciation.

All my others cats love it, especially in the summer.

My 5yo cat can’t sploot. She doesn’t know how to, and she doesn’t want to (when assisted).

You can’t buy them anymore. They’re all got delisted from every store by the publisher.

Can we donate for you to get a paid account? Or is it just simply not something you want to do?

Happy birthday song.

Now it’s even more awkward as everyone must stare in silence in front of the cake 😈

You can with iphone 12 and up, using a magsafe charging dock, Or just get a stand and put the phone in horizontal while charging.

My first smartphone, the first phone I bought with my own money out of high school. Bought it on 12th September 2010 at 6pm, secondhand. Used it for 3 years 🥲 At the time I was using a Nokia 6680.

Funny story, the guy who sold me the Motorola Droid ended up buying my Nokia 6680 (right then and there) because he needed something 3G capable to tethering to his laptop for internet access.

The Motorola was $250, my 6680 was $50, so I only have to pay him $200 😂

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Why does pizza taste good at any (edible) temperature? Hot pizza, lukewarm pizza, room temperature pizza, chilled pizza, cold pizza, any of those tastes fucking amazing in their own way, how? (I don’t think frozen pizza is counted as edible).

wait, there’s Cars 3 and another?

He did say “in most sports”, not all. More specifically, sports where physical strength is an advantage (ie, weight lifting, rock climbing, football, soccer, wrestling, etc).

Women and men would be equal in sports like billiards, ping pong, badminton, gymnastics, ice skate, and even tennis.

The inside of my eyelids have this weird shapes and light show, work every time.

Did you changed the “O” in your username? When and how did you even do that?

I’m curious to why can’t they do anything to Lemmy because it’s federated.

Can they just block all the domain names of lemmy through ISP?

As for suing, can they just go after the server owners or the hosting service?

I read somewhere that cockroaches dislike human and if they touched us (or vice versa), they would goes hidden to clean themselves.