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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.catoAsklemmy@lemmy.mlAm I a bad person?
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    6 days ago

    My sister started a pet store. Took her 1 year to plan it all out and get it lined up. And she opened.

    Theft was a constant problem from day one. Kids would steal aquarium filters and similarly pointless stuff. She installed cameras. She reported them to the cops. Nothing fucking changed.

    She bailed out after a few years when the lease came up, losing her shirt but not her house, and now manages a vet hospital owned by some vets. They have no end of customers but definitely a list.

    Steal from a retailer like that makes it okay? Just fuck you.





    • literally. There’s the door.
    • ‘emails’. Like ‘traffics’. Learn why.
    • ‘startup’ vs ‘start up’ (see shutdown and so many others)
    • irregardless. Just follow the ‘litchally’ clod out.
    • ‘the ask’ for ‘the request’ or ‘the question’. Because life imitates a used car dealership. See ‘the spend’, ‘action this’, and whatever cocaine and flop-sweat gives us tomorrow. Go sell a car.
    • ‘unless…’ NO. Finish the Sentence.
    • when ‘could’ve’ became ‘could of’ and no one laughed their ass off at the guy, this was our missed opportunity.

    Bonus: my friends are parents of elementary-school children. ‘Skibidi’ is one of so many words they researched carefully to make sure and screw up its usage as often as they can. It’s a game, and I think they secretly keep score of eye-rolls earned. They’re doing hero’s work.










  • CheckMk user here via omd.

    I’m looking for something else after the upgrade.

    1. Black interface isn’t pretty for me and the old interface was “meh too hard so we ditched it”.

    2. One half of the project split has a shit supply chain and just doesn’t meet the bar for upgrade requirements.

    3. The other half of the project split is a mess to config in an automated desired-state setup. It’s all edge-triggered manual bullshit. NO. ENOUGH.

    I miss 1.2 .