This is what that indian kid would write on facebook after his first programming course lesson, to show off career choice

Now she’s certain he doesn’t have the makings of becoming a dentist.

You do remember that you can also have sex without being in a relationship, don’t you?

Anon got led

It’s a product aimed at people that can’t get laid otherwise, and from what I hear it’s usually a one-time thing because people soon realize it’s as good as thrusting a plank.

Suggesting that it’s real purpose is to control birth rate is just fucking ridiculous, nobody will ever ditch their woman because they figured that an unmoving full-sized fake vagina is better at sex than her.

And fans are ridiculously mad that original DS1 was revoked and replaced by the Remaster when it was released on Steam.

Can I have some tips too?

Please avoid eating raw chicken, alright?

fucking delicious American […] food in general is.

yeah so that’s a ragebait, isn’t it?

That said, if I’m going to be fat, I’d rather it be because of schnitzel the size of a dinner plate or cacio e pepe over a Monster Burger.

Do you actually believe that these numbers are from common people eating quality food?

Actually they’ve all been replaced by 🤡

Fuck you, now I’m never dropping that fancy old stick with a yellow background that dropped 90 levels ago. Who knows, maybe I’m gonna need it some time?

What was that game? I know I played it, but I can’t recall what it was!

dude shut up, I said nothing wrong

Same goes to Witcher 1 -> 3 to 3 -> 4 and almost Gta 1 -> 5 to 5 -> 6, and many more franchises. Why is it happening?

Demon Souls - DS3 to DS3 - Elden Ring wasn’t too far off either.

Why not quit now? Like, today, right here, right now. If you can’t quit now, why would it be easier in few days?

Honestly dude, you set this artificial boundary because today’s you just wants to throw off this responsibility onto next year’s you. Don’t be a dick for yourself!

well fuck you for making me realize that my carpet after all may be stained with fluids that never left my belly.

Yup, just shut the cover before flushing

Then just don’t pee standing up, I’m a dude and when I’m at comfort of my home I always choose to sit on my toilet. It’s so much better that way, much more comfortable and less messy.

Hey it’s not me experiencing urine leakages often enough to develop such presumption, buddy