mad_asshatter

I came here to buy an alibi, and you’re trying to sell me wonder.

That would be 3 different Chinese buffets over a 5 year period!

My co-workers exwife did this once.

Sometimes the simplest of things appear as the scariest.

Kangaroo Court Execution

I’m agape at your comment.

Yours may appear on their Wall of Fame.

It’s one of the on-the-job revelations they tell you about in training.

For some strange reason, I picture you as the supervisor (and record-holder.)

Doppel?

I’m Ganger!

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lemmy is more US-centric than reddit and twitter combined.

If you came to lemmy to escape the anarchy and chaos that is Trump, you best be turning around.

Do you really think his mom is going to go through all that?