Touche

To be fair, proper anal can be as much a science as it is a fine art. 😁

No. We need this right now.

NASA - National Anal Science Sex Agency

FTFY

So they are taking a page from YouTube where they out price the market until they are the market, and then will drastically raise prices because there’s no longer any competition?

Probably some sort of pressure cuff that they measured changes in air pressure, or something similar?

I can’t help you with stressing about the money. I’d be right there with you if I were in your shoes. But let me point something out I think you’ve overlooked: you completed the first item on your todo list;

1. Make a list of all the shit I need to do.

So congrats! You did something today. 😁

🤣

How’d it go?

Despite my executive disfunction, I find enjoyment in doing household chores; more so than I do with my job.

Plus, everything piling up over the week is what I find stressful. So I try very, very hard to do at least one thing a day, every day. At least that way, no matter how bad my executive disfunction gets, I can at least say I’ve done something.

Today my goals are;

1. Take my dog to the park and walk around for a bit.
2. Start cleaning up and see what it’ll take to fix my garage.

That’s it. If I end up doing more, then that’s icing on the cake. But at the very least, I want to be able to close my eyes tonight with some satisfaction.

~I know this is shitposting, but this gives me the excuse to verbalize my intentions and have the universe hold me accountable. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.~

!linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

I volunteer as tribute. ✌️

Whatever you’re on, can I please (please!) have some?

Same and I’m from the southeast us.

No they don’t conflict; they’re symbiotic.

The “American dream” was dreamed up by rich capitalists to encourage poorer people to work harder, longer hours, and to do so with as little grumbling as possible. Couple it with the “rite of passage” mentality - i.e. working super shitty conditions because everyone else had to do the same - then it’s the perfect indoctrination needed to convince people that their hardships are their own failures and not the system’s.

Another, simpler, way to look at it is that the “American Dream” is a carrot on a very long stick that is dangled in front of us to encourage us to move forward with their capitalist agenda while making us think we’re getting a reward for our labor.

If it were me, I could not rise above and forgive. But that’s me, and how I feel has zero bearing on you and your boyfriend’s relationship. I also wish you both the very best and a long and happy relationship. 💙

It’s always never.

TIL I’m an opossum.

Other way around.

Flirting is a means of communicating that a person likes another person. If no one flirted, then meeting people would be even more difficult than it already is.

It just feels like its only purpose is to be a magnet for narcissists.

I’ve seen a few dating profiles near me with women claiming to be in Mensa. I’m glad they mention it, as it’s a dog whistle for me to move on to another profile that will inevitably ignore me because I just don’t stack up.

~That’s meant to be funny.~