Thanks I used to know that one but forgot it.

I use a chainsaw maybe two hours a year. Same with my neighbors, yet each of us owns a chainsaw.

They should have just made more trash robots.

“Lefty Loosey righty tighty”

One arrow points up to the left, one points down to the left.

I don’t know. Was he adopted?

An English couple adopted a German baby. By the age of two, he’d yet to talk.

They took him to specialists, but they could find nothing wrong with the boy.

By his seventh birthday, his parents had given up hope. But that morning while he ate breakfast, he spoke clearly: “Mother, Father, my strudel is a bit tepid.”

They were astounded and overjoyed. “You can talk!”

“Yes of course” said the boy.

“But why haven’t you said anything before?”

“Up to now everything has been quite satisfactory.”

You just solved history.

I get it, but meanwhile people got to eat.

Even if it was just the top half, it’s still good advice.

Given the situation.

Here’s my trick. I tell myself that lying here not-sleeping is second best to sleeping. That calms me down.

I guess I don’t know. Whenever something tempts me to R, I quickly find that Python’s got a good-enough solution.

Best scientific packages in the open source by far, a library for everything, everybody knows it. Works on all kinds of systems. Available by default in many OSs.

You might not like it, but you can’t leave.

Which one?

Neither. If I’m not using the domain, I can pretend I still have it.

Has this guy never watched a movie? You always say “and the other one”.

The problem is much bigger than Fox News, the MAGA Republicans, or the United States.

I find it quite interesting that his religion still exists despite him being outed as a charlatan.

The resilience of obviously garbage beliefs among people who are manifestly not stupid is a mystery worth solving.

“Social Security’s great for the old folks, but there’s no way it’ll be around when we’re old”

Votes for the guy trying to destroy social security.

The correct definition of vegetable is “a part of a plant that kids won’t eat”

For many Americans it’s just lunch. If McD’s costs $5 they’re buying. If it costs $15 they’re packing.