Counts as two minutes if you start a minute and end it in a few seconds and start another minute later

So that’s why you forgot your nephew’s birthday and now you have a cross-aunt

How long do boiled eggs in fridges last?

Those are prescription only

All life with gills learn to breathe air without water, and suddenly all marine life is competing with us for land space

The Mighty Boosh!

It’s worth watching red dwarf all the way to reach the Arnold Rinmer song

They call it a langar

You’d like this movie called Pay it forward

Danish pastries…

Hoverboards, RePet and a hangover cure

Remember, they’re called just pastries over there.

The kind of parkour runs which you do on top of high rise buildings

Point A is covered by the last part of point B

About 250mb worth of pics of the fam, in low res, a copy of Predator in 240p which I guess would be another 250mb, low quality music for another 250mb, and 250mb of a nes emulator and nes roms. Once all out together i wouldplay around with all of this and fit in some Star Trek, Andromeda, and Toast of London episodes.

But then how would we judge them?

Man, I didn’t mean to rub you in the wrong way. Just saying our infrastructure basically sucks, it’s all great in the first year and then crumbles. Almost all of our railroads are from the British times still sustaining, and roads have just recently started to be good but even then after a bit they’re not in good shape. Look at what happens to any of our cities when it rains for a couple of hours.

On the history front, you’re right to have thought of referring it as India before it was India, though it still feels that as states we are so disconnected at most times that we should reflect on whether are we even a country or just some kind of loose alliance held together by the corruption of politics.

In any case, I didn’t mean any offense to your comment, just added on some of my own sarcastic comments.

Edit - forgot to mention, in terms of law and order, our law is pretty good, but it’s not enforced at all. People could blame corruption, but it’s probably the system and also the population vs resources. For example, cops are paid a pittance and they need to pay bribes to get good posts and they then recover those bribes by taking bribes…

Xerces is a nice alternative

A dot?

Really? We still don’t have law and order and infrastructure in India. Also we weren’t a country called India before the British came.