Yes but it’s still weird because it wasn’t the right time of year for it to have fruit. The tree would have if Jesus hadnt been a dick.

Become part of The Green

I feel like I’m in an abusive relationship with technology.

Thank you friend.

I actually seriously considered that thought for the first time the other day. Turns out hurting my family is a pretty good motivator to not off myself. It’s a double edged sword though because I also don’t do other things I want because I don’t want to hurt them or face their condemnation.

Yup, but around the time they came out with Google Desktop I started to wonder what the future held.

There already is lol.

Touched by His noodley appendage

Chicken prices are going to skyrocket because the people who work the farms are all from central and south America. They’re already pulling their kids from school and are laying low. If ICE really starts cracking down Chick-fil-A is fucked.

And that gum you like is going to come back into style .

I wake up almost 2 hours before I need to leave for work. Initially the idea was to jog or do yoga, but it turned into laying on the sofa and drinking coffee time. I love it.

Each summer evening, from dusk till about an hour after sunset, my yard is full of them. By late afternoon, if you look along and underside of folliage adjacent to open areas you can find them ready for the evening. They have a little dance, the steps of which aren’t followed too closely. Let’s see if I can remember it. They stay about 40 cm of the ground and fly up to about 2 meters up. After reaching the apex of their flight they flash their butts, and then proceed downward and slightly forward in a jerking stair-step pattern. The entire time flashing a repeated sequence of flashes the same color as a yellow glow stick. They so this from late spring through summer.

I’m just a terrible person, nothing fancy.

If you got to know me you would be even more disgusted.

I would eat it because I liked the taste. My mom thought it was inedible.

The internet was actually for porn

https://youtu.be/b_zAlVv73HI?si=KLrgCBCFC5LPhZlq

Y’all really don’t like to have fun huh?

My favorite is the one where the budweiser clydesdales play football and a play is under review. The refs are zebras. A dude says to another dude “that refs is a jack ass”, and the other dude says “I believe that’s a zebra.”

Edit: this one https://youtu.be/NsWKvtButwo

That is somet nieve horseshit. Goddammit I don’t want to switch email providers again!

My god I need to emulate this. I’m doing it all wrong.

Probably people who were raised by military parents. My instinct is to join early as fuck, like 10 minutes. I blame my father forcing me to show up early for everything.