Misread the first line as “It’s time to burn the incels” which uh, kinda still works. Virgin sacrifice and whatnot.

I work in a sandwich place that sells fairly large chocolate chip cookies. The bags we put them in are labeled as containing 4 servings. Buncha nonsense.

But at least I could die knowing those assholes died first

Ok, but hear me out: nuke the inauguration. Sorry people in/around DC.

Shit shit shit

I threw in a bonus one, you’re welcome

I have no mouth (or nose, or ears, or other eye) and I must scream

“Do you speak both English and Spanish?”

“No.”

That’s a fair and valid reply, honestly

Take my angry upvote and get out. Or not. I have no authority here.

Eat nothing else?

Pixels? In this economy?

Maybe there’s 2 $100s behind the $1 that we can see in the picture, and the $1 is just a tip/bribe

Please accept cookies from us and our 8,572 partners

Yeah but she’s spoken for, so Sweetums had to go slum it up in Bogen County

Person you responded to saw otters holding hands and got mad/jealous:

League of Loo-gends

That super narrow part where the one step bulges outward leading to the obtuse triangular step makes me nervous just looking at it

At work, you ever have your boss bring something up and tell you not to worry about it, and you hadn’t even considered it until they mentioned it but now that they have, you are worried about it? That’s this sign. I wasn’t thinking about it being haunted until you mentioned it, Kristy!

There’s a male fashion advice com that this might be more appropriate for

!malefashionadvice@lemmy.world