Goodbye United States of America. I weep for everyone everywhere.

Subscription pricing for almost everything. I had a pest control company try to sell me one where i pay every month for 4 quarterly treatments. Why would anyone think this is a good idea?

50 Shades… terrible writing and the sex was boring AF. The books were recommended to me. I couldn’t get through the first one. Time I’ll never get back.

Yes, two is one and one is none.

Tarter sauce or ranch dressing.