We’re expected to believe that the peacocks personally recounted their lineage? In English? I feel like the author is just making things up at that point.

Aren’t we talking about modern idioms here?

Below par or under par. Used backwards by everyone. As a golfer, I want to be under par.

I love Fairy Tail enough to name all my Apple devices after characters. And I’m an old man

See you space cowboy

Natsu from Fairy Tail

That’s nice of you to say. It will definitely get better one day. Doing things with my hands helps mine some. Do things you enjoy.

Very jealous

Tough choice but if only one it’s got to be LSD for me.

A gram of Coke is a lot bigger than that little spoon

I’m in my 60s for reference.

There’s nothing that you need to be doing from my perspective. See if there’s a few classes related to your hobbies or interests that you feel like taking. If not, don’t. There’s nothing at all wrong with taking the time to figure yourself out, taking a couple interesting classes to further your own interests might help that. Maybe take a part time job somewhere just to meet people. If you don’t like it, quit. Maybe read the book one of the other posters mentioned to figure out what you’d be good at, see if any of that sounds interesting. At your age, you have lots of time, take it

For a probably more sane view, my wife said she would probably call the authorities.

I would use the victim’s laptop to figure out where I was, and their phone to call my wife to have her begin driving in my direction with the intention of meeting her on the way. Then using bleach based cleaning supplies or worst case a wet rag, wipe down any surfaces I might have touched, including the knife. Then use the victim’s car to the nearest interstate observing all traffic laws to meet my wife along the agreed upon route. I remove any cash in the house and gas cans if available.

Not an internet legend really, but zombo.com is still up. It’s been 25 years since I first found it and you can still do anything you like at zombo.com

Tried “two bananas doesn’t make a balloon meaning origin” and got a fairly plausible explanation for that old saying that I’m sure everyone is familiar with

It also seems to be on the rise in online publications. Both spelling errors and synonym/grammar issues have increased significantly over the last year, most significantly in the last 3-4 months.

https://youtu.be/3mbvWn1EY6g

Ace of Spades - Motörhead

This one’s most appropriate for today’s times. My most listened song for 3 years running

https://youtu.be/tdW5CHf-_BM

He decompressed. Clearly he was meant to be at the bottom of the ocean

Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or god?

I still think instead of lemmings we should be motorheads