Neuralink.

If you’re not paying attention, you hear the “I’m watching you” part, which is creepy as fuck.

I have no idea how anyone who’s even vaguely tuned into that song thinks it’s romantic.

Sometimes trump hears a policy suggestion and it becomes an earworm for him. Then he’ll keep repeating that earworm until it’s out of his head.

Block instance and block community buttons are your friends.

“sir, we’ve invented something that blows up when you step on it”

“That’s great, but where’s your sense of drama?”

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Ghosts are just another conspiracy theory.

“Haha, you plebs think it’s just the plumbing, but I know the truth!”

Everyone is all “actually it would be impossible” like this bitch did math before telling the guy to go fuck himself.

God this game sucks, I can’t even pay $60 for a cosmetic.

For me it was just hot as balls.

Nah this summer dragged on forever.

But you were soooo unsure what they were talking about, now it did happen but it wasn’t a big deal.

Next: it was a big deal but those poor bystanders deserved it.

We know you know about rainfurrest. We know you know.

Fuck Grandpa Joe.

magic works

Humans have yet to prove it.

These days damn near anything that costs more than 30. Because the extra money isn’t enough, they want to sell you $5000 in hats, too.

Twitch ad block isn’t perfect but instead of getting an ad I get the purple “ad broken” screen for a minute so it’s better than nothing I guess.

What in the WW2 ration fuck?

Even if we ate this we still have room to talk about beans on toast.