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Ball peen clearly.

In practice he would have to be celibate.

Tell that to The Doctor! /s

What’s the matter? Don’t you like me? I’m your girl?

Uh… I regret this.

Little Saddie… in the ass.

By that logic they saw a god. But I’d ask if they need a starship first. Then that would confirm if they were a god.

But that isn’t a Meta company.

And there is a big chance those of us clearly not on there can’t see them post about that denial.

Did humans inadvertently body shame a spider?

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the person hired to fire themselves.

Look you have to thank Gene Roddenberry for this invention.

You must be offended that Starbucks has Italian named drinks too.

FYI: No one who has ever had a “caramel macchiato” at Starbucks has ever had a macchiato at Starbucks.

I left after the API price hike.

No but would you let your hologram house maid date your single dad?

Huh. Is that good or bad?

I don’t pay attention to TikTok. I’m not on there.

Why the fuck does this dude care so much about one social media platform being available here? Is he perving on dancing teenagers?

Damn it. Are they all crazy because of the lack of water they aren’t getting?

I don’t understand this. Anyways, how’s your sex life?

That is something that might make Kurt roll over in his grave.

Jokes on them. I didn’t hear my alarm today.