hopesdead

You’re gonna eat the dildo?

cock ring falls onto the floor making a loud thud

Isn’t this the plot of Idiocracy?

Damn, you saw this first.

That first sentence had me startled.

EDIT: Looks at second text. Is this secretly Winn Adami?

Not as crazy as the side job with Grimes in Cyberpunk 2077, which suspendedly he was in the studio for at times.

Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.

I genuinely want to know the search query that gave this.

She killed those puppies.

I don’t know what that is.

Rufus would probably tell you there is no such thing as Rufus.

It’s not literally a cradle of filth?

The sex appeal of # Kate Winslet.

THAT SONG IS ABOUT SEX

No

What the fuck am I looking at?

I just choked on water reading this.

😂

Engineering isn’t so different from medical.