And for a buy-it-for-multiple-lifetimes citrus juicer to get juice for the blender, there’s the Nemco 55850.

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The password was “password”.

Not my proudest

It’s incredibly easy to make an impossible to get around paywall.

Sure, but the easily-bypassed js method makes sure it’s still crawlable by search engines, which is a trade well worth making where I work. Doesn’t matter as much for porn sites since the title and description aren’t the content most people are there for, so you can expose them on the paywall page.

Very similar, but in my opinion slightly more fun, is Mini Motorways

It’s been a while. Have you thrown your phone yet?

Jesus fucking christ this is like listening to Jason from The Good Place try to argue a point about encryption.

What he really means is the rich can prevent uprisings against them before they have a chance to start.

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14/f/cali

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25

Filling slots is how you make the family

A flavorflav concert?

Which today just reminds you that left handed women have lower standards for casual sex. Nobody remembers its origins in manual tool usage.

look inside Firefox

See Netscape

Boston Rob

The voice in my head requires complex language and symbolism. I don’t doubt that they’re capable of thought, just like Helen Keller was capable of thought before having language, but I doubt that it’s like the “little voice” in my head.

if you don’t mark them

This is why, whenever I’m truly happy, I whip it out and pee in the nearest vaguely vertically-oriented object.

I sneak into your bedroom every night with a syringe of novicain.