Restaurant Christmas party, guy walks out of the bathroom drunk af and tripping on shrooms with his dick out. Owner and their kid were right there when he came out. Instantly fired and lucky he’s not a sex offender

Deglaze with your favorite beer

Moonshine

Climbing gym, I roll up high as fuck and put my headphones in and go hard for like an hour or two. When I’m done it’s the absolute best feeling especially when I finish a project route or just do something cool.

Unfortunately all the gyms in my area are closed because of hurricane Helene so I haven’t been able to go for a while.

Can we just mean corporate speak in general. I can’t fucking stand all the buzzwords that get tossed around

Probably at least in the 1k range

Yamaha

Catch you on the waves brah 😎

Back to the future part 1

Ronald Regan in a gay porno would be pretty tight

Ribcage - Crain

I was looking for this comment. My nana has a huge thing of thimbles from every single trip they’ve ever taken. It’s pretty cute tbh

Not a place around the world but when I was growing up there was a restaurant called genghis grill and it was really good but we called the aftermath Kahn’s revenge

CallMeKevin if you’re into video games and someone who doesn’t take them too seriously

All of their drawers are missing the thing that keeps them from pulling all the way out so they end up yanking the drawer all the way out every time

Cat: You think this is funny?

Charles Bradley’s cover of Changes by Black Sabbath.

He sings it dedicated to his mom and that gets me every time.