I’ve got irises. Can you milk me, Greg?

Asking the very important and frankly, controversial questions.

Admit it, y’all couldn’t resist correcting them.

It’s so beautiful when nature is healing.

Get that margussy, King.

Nice beaver!

Because this is a shitpost. Shitposts are not supposed to be nice.

Yes.

That’s Ed Sheeran.

It’s actually…

But it doesn’t scare away creampies, it invites them? Or am I missing something? It scares away sperm in the creampies, sure… but that’s just a part of a creampie, not all of it.

Jesus, I can’t believe I typed all of this out. Should I delete it? Probably. I’m not going to though.

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I have that lamp from IKEA. Really brings the room together.

For anyone who watches Impractical Jokers… “Loose candies?”

From Urban Dictionary:

To bogart - To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it. Often used with weed or joints but can be applied to anything.

Yes, yes I am 😅

That’s also my husband’s wife.

I was curious, here is what I found: “We use bay leaves to add a subtle depth of flavor to dishes like our beans, rice, Barbacoa, and Carnitas.” - this was off a reddit post, so who knows.

I had to see it and suffer… so you do too.