Ignotum

Who’s John and how long has he and Zoidberg been together?

Hey don’t slutshame, let’s keep this a hotplug-positive community

As someone still laying in bed, scrolling Lemmy instead of doing chores

Please don’t pull it out, it’s a load-bearing fork

Howdy

Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started

Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here

Agreed, playing pokemon and beating gyms always cheers me up

I would argue that there is a split second right at the end where the person is still alive and no longer flying

Seems like Worf likes his tea with a pinch of LIES!

It would be that easy, if not for “please approve login on your microsoft authenticator app” step which means i also have to pull out my phone, unlock it, find the stupid app and then type in the code

I thought those were quite robust, i heard of one being submerged to a depth of 3840 meters and surviving

I like my distance estimates the way i like my toilet paper

rough

“In the year 2147, technology has given humans abilities beyond the natural senses, it has given them… eyes.”

No but humans typically do

Your browser just receives a single video file, there’s no way to tell where in that video there’s an ad, if there even is one

You can’t remove nor replace it if you don’t know what to remove or replace

I don’t like all the new rules
I’m sticking to math 3.5, the best edition

American students every couple weeks

They arrived just in time to see a bunch of farmers turned terrorist, burning down a church.

They heroically rushed in to defeat the terrorists and save as many women and valuables as they could from the burning structures

Don’t believe what the media tells you, they’re actually heroes!

I’d choose the uptown bear

Reistace is futile
carcinisation is inevitable
give up
give in
we are crab 🦀

Your blood will replenish itself, but your privacy will be gone forever