Pirate being well spoken, genuine and level headed as always

Hahaha

Incoming drone based deterrent

Okay so where can I grow something that won’t be full of ticks?

Nope before my time

They were sure, decades ago

I’ve heard a lot of “battery breakthroughs” would love to see “battery breakthrough implementations”

How does he pay for it if he’s broke?

And we’re talking about fizzy water which could mean either

Not everyone likes the taste of quinine it’s super bitter bro

Because she’s already a billionaire. The end.

Wow what a moron

Explosive diarrhea

Texas AG sues Internet explorer for exposing minors to explicit content

“There’s infinite content and scrolling!!”

Right it’s like saying “please clap” was what made jeb Bush not fit to be president

Why are screens an alcohol equivalent for computers?

Simply using the word shots does not make a drinking pun work.

This is why no one laughed

Lol have you heard of hazing??

Oh come the fuck on, you live in New York or did you not hear that he iced the slimy exec hours afterwards? Cuz everyone in the US did

And scat fetishists

Le

Ah yes in communism you have no choice and must use smartphone or else!