Insurance Companies: “Climate related disasters are acts of God.”

Also Insurance Companies: “Welp, time for us to GTFO of places where ‘acts of God’ seem to be occuring with increasing frequency.”

Jellyfin has a built in DVR. It works with HD Homerun tuners.

Forgiving my dad. He was a terrible father but he’s a good grandpa. We made amends and I’m glad to have him in my life.

Definitely more common in suburban areas with more single family homes or places with larger apartments.

That said, having to drag all your laundry down to the laundromat or building laundry is very inconvenient and sucks up a lot of time. I don’t miss that at all.

“Veridian Dynamics. People Lie. Companies protect their interests. It’s different.”

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eBay if I can wait a few days, otherwise O’Reilly’s.

Am American. Can confirm. In general, we are dumb as shit.

It is. It always has been to one degree or another. We’ve just gotten really lucky and apparently that luck is running out.

Taxation without representation. Hmmm. Why does this sound familiar?

Wind blowing though pine trees.

I have this memory from when I was a kid. I was standing in the middle of the woods at my grandparents, watching big fluffy snow flakes fall around me. The only sound I could hear was a light breeze blowing through the pine trees. I don’t know why but it almost felt magical. To this day I still love that sound.

• The Blues Brothers (1980)
• How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying (1967)
• The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) <- The best film version of “A Christmas Carol”. I will die on this hill.
• Blazing Saddles (1974)
• Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958)

“I know a little German… He’s sitting over there.”

Why use many frame when few frame do trick?

Single party states, where power is highly centralized and unilateral action is possible, lack the expectation that justice will be executed unmolested since the system responsible for executing it lacks the autonomy and authority to do so.

People sometimes complain about the constant “tug of war” that naturally occurs in more Republican governments but that’s simply a byproduct of the “Separation of powers”. It can make things long and drawn out but it at least helps prevent things like a legal system with a 99% conviction rate when there’s no conceivable way 99% of the defendants are actually guilty.

Monster: “I’m just going to go chill in this dark basement for a bit. Nobody is going to come bother me in here.”

• Husband
• Dad
• Son
• Brother
• Entrepreneur
• Engineer
• Resident Handyman
• Household Treasurer
• Church Treasurer
• Outdoorsman
• Family Musician (who barely has time to practice)

She does it to me! Let’s one rip and with a mischievous little grin says, “I toot.”

I love my kids. They are a ton of work but I couldn’t imagine life without them. But being a parent is not for everyone and that’s ok.

This meme was inspired by my wife telling me about our two year old having a full on five-alarm melt down at Sam’s Club and screaming, “I see Christmas trees! I go see Christmas trees!” While my wife tried to assure her that they would go see Christmas trees on the way out. All you can do is laugh at the sudden realization that the poor person with the screaming child in the middle of the store is you.